Let Me Exist
reblog if you’re single as fuck

rookookoo:

Like to realz

SEND ME A NUMBER
1: i'd bang you against a wall

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

lgbtandmoreforever:

mirahxox:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage

Wtf
I can’t stop laughing

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!

yo-dawg-nice:

doctor who more like doctor poo

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OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM

denotion:

i don’t smoke pot… i’m just smoking hot.

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a snake, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

mypersonalfallout:

How people can be afraid of snakes amazes me, massive pythons or venomous pit vipers… Yeah, I could understand.

But little guys like this, baby garter snakes no bigger than 8 inches long, I’ll never know. Just look at those deep red eyes and that beautiful checkered pattern.

Anyway I just fed this little guy (not in his water bowl obviously) and he’s easily my best feeding snake, even better than my 6 foot carpet python Axl. He just grabs the mouse and eats it, no messing around, down in seconds. I couldn’t ask for better.

eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO