Like to realz
OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
perfect gif usage
I can’t stop laughing
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!
doctor who more like doctor poo
LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM
i don’t smoke pot… i’m just smoking hot.
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a snake, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
How people can be afraid of snakes amazes me, massive pythons or venomous pit vipers… Yeah, I could understand.
But little guys like this, baby garter snakes no bigger than 8 inches long, I’ll never know. Just look at those deep red eyes and that beautiful checkered pattern.
Anyway I just fed this little guy (not in his water bowl obviously) and he’s easily my best feeding snake, even better than my 6 foot carpet python Axl. He just grabs the mouse and eats it, no messing around, down in seconds. I couldn’t ask for better.
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO